Find out everything that Tyson Fury had to say at his final, light-hearted, press conference ahead of Saturday nights bill-topping affair with hard-hitting Russian, Arslanbek Makhmudov at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.
"Unlike with Arslanbek, there were no bears... but Joseph Parker was there.
"I don't remember having such a positive camp. When you get to my age there are always injuries but thank God I got through this one in one piece.
"I am here in one piece. Every time I have come back it is bigger every time. I am back for the fifth time, so it is extravagant."
"People always question retirement for me. I've retired five times before and meant it wholeheartedly. I've come back four times successfully and we'll see if it's five.
"Make no mistake when I retire I have zero intention of returning but I miss the game. However, after a few months I am bored of the normal life. Dropping the kids off at school, taking the dogs for a walk, that kind of stuff. I miss everything that comes with big fights.
"This time there were a couple of defining moments and one of them was Anthony Joshua's crash in Nigeria. I thought life is very short. When things like that happen it certifies tomorrow is not guaranteed.
"You have got to live every day like it is your last and enjoy. I thought to myself I still have got love for this game and I know I can still do it, so that is why I am coming back."
"Sooner or later these so called alphabetical world champions are going to have to fight me. They will be hunted and destroyed. Who will they face for money? I'm the money man.
"Whoever has the belts will be on their knees begging me by the end of the year. This is my sixth stadium fight back-to-back. Who has done that before? Chat GPT said no one.
"I am going to make an example of him. He [Makhmudov] is a big six-foot-seven lump. I will knock his head right off his two shoulders. He is fighting the great Tyson Fury.
"People fight in arenas but not in six stadiums back to back. Obviously, I am the top man in this division. I am going to prove it again, again and again."
*this is not Fury's sixth stadium fight in a row after successive bouts in Saudi Arabia at the Kingdom Arena
"Speedy, skilful, handsome and destructive.
"I've never lost my speed of reactions. I've still got it. 100%. I'm looking for as good a performance as it can be after 16 months out.
"I must have done 500 rounds of sparring to prepare.
"The boys [training camp team] can testify that."
"Only one way to find out. Lots of guessing but tune in on Saturday to find out.
"He is a quick starter. I better be on form."
"It has been four years since I've been boxing in the UK. I've been out in Saudi Arabia but to come back to England and fight at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium - let's hope I do better than Tottenham because they've been rubbish recently.
"Unbelievable experience to have 60-to-70 thousand fans cheering for you.
"Makhmudov has never been in that deep water before. His legs might go before he gets to the ring. It is a sombre experience."
"I don't want to mention names when I've got a dangerous fighter in front of me.
"The rest can get a hiding but I need to give Makhmudov a hiding first.
"I'm not going to go there yet. Come Sunday you can ask all the questions about any other heavyweight but for now give this man his respect.
"When AJ fought Dubois everyone thought he would win but he got knocked out. Everyone had been asking him who he was fighting next."
"I bring the biggest and baddest shows to live television. It's a travelling show. It is a travelling circus wherever I go."